My boyfriend of 2 months has recently broken into the YouTube business and is getting tons of fans. I don’t want to sound like the “jealous girlfriend,” but it does bug me how much he enjoys the attention. Should I learn to cope with it? If so, how?
Signed,
Miss Attention Hater
Dear Miss Attention Hater,
I say you ask him about being involved in his show, if he refuses, well, then you know what kind of man he really is and you should drop him like a Hellplant… or more like drop his computer… out a 42 story window… into 4 lanes of traffic. Sorry I was just looking out my window. Actually I think you should stick with the guy for a while and see if his obsession with youtube fame dies down after awhile. and feed him grapes of course, grapes always bring a man back to your side.
Wash my dentures,
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