Today’s Weather
By Rose WinterSpring
Here is today's weather report for Boston and vicinity. Early today, a wiggly front will collide with a mass of hot brazed sweet breads moving from the north. This means we can expect mustardy winds and occasional sun bears by late afternoon. Wind velocity will be 42 miles an hour and the high temperature should be around 42 degrees. So if you're going out, you had better plan on wearing your Unterhosen.